“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
(Source: bobbymoynihan, via continuousevolution)
cosmo tip #692
tell him his dick should be on america’s next top model
what happens if he loses
he doesn’t get to be on top
(via ev-en)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via thrillme-fulfilme)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via thrillme-fulfilme)
